Description: Funny Cat meme design Comfort Colors heavyweight t-shirt, touch me at your own risk, grouchy cat daring you to pet it, this could end very badly. Pet this cat at your own peril and risk getting flayed. Also great for introverts who totally get the cat's attitude. Perfect gift for cat owners, cat lovers, or people who aren't all that into being sociable.
Description: Funny planetary body lunar and solar 2024 eclipses hilarious Alpaca Apocalypse design. Great for men women children any umbraphile who loves planetary science, apocalyptic humor, and alpacas. Silly graphic of the sun, moon, our planet, and alpacas. Humorous illustrations comparing possible outerspace eclipses and funny llama alpaca faces plus text describing each. Good astronomical and umbraphile design.
Description: The Daily Hurkle-Durkler Morning Edition Scottish slang, cute owl reading the morning newspaper in bed while hurkle durkling (staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves lazy mornings and reading. Adorable owl lazing about in bed instead of getting up in the morning while reading the newspaper, funny Scottish saying.
Description: Kintsugi: not broken, Flawbulous! repaired heart design with gold repair lines. Good for men and women, anyone who has been brokenhearted and appreciates the art of kintsugi or repairing a cracked or busted item with gold or other precious metal to make it more beautiful. Illustration of a previously fragmented heart repaired and made more beautiful with the art of kintsugi, making it absolutely flawbulous.
Description: Funny Jesus riding up in Elevator, asking if you're Going Up too. Good for Christians, Catholic, Methodist, Protestant, Episcopalian at Easter and all year, having a fun twist on He is Risen and He is Rizzen. For men and women, anyone who believes, and also likes a chuckle. Humorous illustration of Jesus riding up in an elevator, asking if you're going up with Him.
Description: Bob's Not My Uncle, funny reply to British saying Bob's Your Uncle. If you're tired of hearing "Bob's your uncle" let everyone know that he's really not. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and dislikes this slang phrase. Vintage distressed grunge text saying insisting that Bob's definitely not your uncle, wry humorous sarcastic saying.
Description: My Purrrfect Day Hurkle Durkling, Scottish slang phrase with happy cat lazing in its bed. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lounging in their bed instead of getting up in morning and who loves cute cats. Scottish slang phrase Hurkle Durkle meaning lazing in one's bed instead of getting up, plus graphic of an adorable cat lounging in its bed for the purrrfect day being a hurkle durkler.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Vintage distressed design. Good for men women, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed repeating text. Not getting up, lounging in bed.
Description: Owt ">" Nowt Yorkshire British slang maths shorthand for something or anything's better than nothing or greater-than nothing. Good for men and women, anyone who likes fun Brit slang and using mathematics shorthand. Brief UK slang words owt (something or anything) and nowt (nothing) with greater-than signs.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.
Description: My Morning: Waken, Pandiculate, Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.
Description: Omphaloskepsis - contemplation of one's bellybutton as part of a mystical exercise. This adorable panda bear is clearly practicing the art of omphaloskepsis to see what he can deduce from focusing on his navel. Great for men women and kids, anyone who loves panda bears and learning weird words. In a world overwhelmed by the constant buzz of technology and social media, the little panda found solace in using the ancient practice of navel-gazing to center its thoughts and meditate on its place in the universe.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.
Description: My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.
Description: Broccoala Funny Broccoli Koala Mashup design. A koala formed with broccoli (and a smidge of cauliflower). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny combination critters, puns, koalas and maybe even veggies. Humorous graphic of a cute koala bear created from veggies like broccoli with the name pun of Broccoala.
Description: Snollygoster Shrewd Snarky Cat funny design. A snollygoster is an astute and shady person. Watch folks try and figure out what it means and who it's about. Good for men and women, anyone who loves snark and throwing shade. Humorous sarcastic side-eye cat design with vocabulary test words for canny unprincipled folks.
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