Description: Mariachi Opossum playing guitar for Cinco De Mayo! Great for men women and children, anyone who thinks possums are hilarious and wants to celebrate Cinco De Mayo or Mariachi music in general. Humorous graphic of a possum dressed in a colorful mariachi costume with sombrero and playing a guitar
Description: Pirate Possum Arrr, Matey! We Plunder Dumpsters at Dawn. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves possums and pirates. This opossum has a sabre and peg leg, and is ready to plunder dumpsters for the best treasure. Funny graphic of a possum with a peg leg dressed in a pirate costume, skull and crossbones hat, eye patch, and rattling his sabre. Arrrrr!
Description: When you dress your cat in all your Decora bling, this can happen. Decora Diva Fashion Legend ready for the runway. Good for men women children girls, anyone who loves cats, humor, and the Decora aesthetic. Very cranky cat dressed in lots and lots of Decora aesthetic jewelry, clips, and baubles. Funny sarcastic snarky kitty
Description: The More You Stir A Stink, The Worse It Smells, which makes this witch very happy as she stirs the smelly stuff in her bubbling caldron. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Halloween, witches, and humor. Funny graphic of a smiling witch stirring a noxious potion in her caldron, with saying about making a bad smell even stinkier. Good Halloween design for folks who cook especially smelly foods.
Description: Halloween Science Teachers Love Brains Costume good for men women and children, any biology or chemistry teachers, all fans of science teachers. It's a great zombie design idea during Halloween parties in school or class. Dripping colorful text with brains, heart-shaped hands, and bats. For Halloween spooky season or any time of year.
Description: Celebrate dripping summer ice cream treats and Halloween with this fun Happy Drippy Summerween design, perfect for folks who love spooky ice cream treats the spooky season, Halloween fans, and summer lovers Halloween 3-scoop melting ice cream cone design, complete with jackolantern, monster, and skull with a witch hat, making it great for Halloween and summer fans. Dripping font adds to the melting spooky ice cream cone aesthetic.
Description: Embrace your inner cowboy or cowgirl with this anthropomorphic possum dressed up in rodeo cowpoke gear. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Western rodeo aesthetic humor and opossums. Fun graphic of a possum dressed in Western attire with saying that this really is my first rodeo.
Description: Good for men and women, anyone who loves cats especially cute little innocent-looking kittens, and knows that they often up chuck in really awful places, like into someone's slippers or shoes. Catcore, adorable kitty sarcasm. Funny saying by an adorable sweet cat who is letting you know it horked some hairballs into your slippers. Hilarious contradiction in this kittencore cottagecore graphic.
Description: Did I scratch anyone today? No. Did I want to? Oh yeah. Snarky cat clearly wants to. Funny sarcasm side-eye kitty. Good for men and women, anyone who loves cats and has a sarcastic attitude. Graphic of a clearly annoyed snarky cat, very sarcastic humor for all cat owners and anyone who loves sarcasm.
Description: Coffee Badging: when employees show up at the office, have a coffee, and then leave to work elsewhere such as back at their homes. Good for men and women, anyone who practices coffee badging or knows someone who does, great for co-worker. Graphic of anthropomorphic cup of coffee posing as a superhero wearing a cape, symbolizing the trend of coffee-badging by remote workers.
Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.
Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.
Description: Paws and Reflect, very cute and calm cat practices the lotus position and meditation with help from little mouse yoga buddies. Good for men and women, anyone who loves adorable cats all creatures and yoga, namaste. Graphic of a cute kitty practicing mindfulness with the help of some mouse friends. Paws and Reflect, pause and reflect. Catcore aesthetic.
Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Anthropomorphic gothic emo gherkin, a very darkish small pickle dressed entirely in the steampunk goth aesthetic. For anyone who's mysterious and dill-usional. Good for men and women, anyone who loves goth, humor, and a gherkin or mini pickle. Illustration of a small pickle dressed in darker-colored goth steampunk clothing, she's kind of a big dill.
Description: Say hello to Capybee Bumblebara, the sweetest new pollinator, combining an adorable capybara with a fat furry bee. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents and bumblebees. Happy Capy Bee. Graphic mashup of a cute happy capybara and fat fuzzy little bumblebees, along with a funny combined name, the Capybee Bumblebara, just bee different.
Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.
Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.
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