Description: Hurkle Durkle Then Dilly Dally lazy doggo in its bed. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for not getting up in the morning, then dilly dallying is wasting more time once you get up. Great for men women and kids who love funny pups and being lazy. Monochrome design of a lazy pup hurkle durkling in its bed and thinking about aimlessly dilly dallying.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Then Dilly Dally lazy sloth in its bed. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for not getting up in the morning, then dilly dallying is wasting more time once you get up. Great for men women and kids who love sloths and being lazy. Monochrome design of a lazy sloth hurkle durkling in its bed and thinking about a day of aimless dilly dallying.
Description: Introverted But Willing To Share Personal Details, silly snarky saying with adorable fluffy kitty wearing a fancy suit. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, and who may or may not be an introvert but is willing to discuss. Distressed grunge font sarcastic saying about being introverted, plus adorable kitty in a business suit.
Description: Scared cat standing near the ocean takes selfie with ancient Pirate Ship flying the Jolly Roger in the background. Funny cat selfie. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats, pirate lore and pirate treasure. Arrrr, ahoy mateys! Funny scene of an ancient pirate ship sailing through the misty waters in the background of a surprised cat taking a selfie.
Description: Apocalypse Chic. Fashion ready for the apocalypse. With dystopian pastels, you're sure to be stylish. Good for men and women, anyone who loves humor, pastels, and the end of everything. Graphic of dystopian pastel gear suitable for remaining fashionable in the apocalypse. Distressed grunge font for text "Apocalypse Chic"
Description: For anyone who loves possums. Good for men women and children, any person who dreams of possums, behaves like opossums, has a bizarre sense of humor, and loves the trash marsupials. Fun opossum array of things a possum fan might do in their spare time like dress-up or practice thanatosis.
Description: I Thirst For Evil, But Coffee's Good For Now, adorable fluffy kitty sarcastic coffee lover design. Good for men and women, anyone with a snarky sense of humor who really loves coffee caffeine and kitties. Cute fluffy kitty holding a devilish balloon and being okay with coffee instead, snarky sarcastic saying for cat and coffee fans.
Description: Been Feeling Sorta Cranky and Run Down Lately, so I Looked Up My Symptoms. It's Adulthood. I Have Adulthood. Funny snarky sarcastic meme about adulting. Good for men and women, anyone who gets tired of adulting and being a grownup. Distressed font sarcasm saying about feeling down and cranky because of adulthood and having to be an adult.
Description: The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve, Recrudescence. Great for men women and children, anyone who loves learning new words, unusual vocabulary word. Also good for 2025 new word to learn. Distressed grunge font spelling out RECRUDESCENCE, the recurrence of an undesirable condition. Perfect vocabulary word for the new year. Anti-trump sentiment.
Description: It's funny how being old doesn't seem that old now that I'm old. Snarky sarcastic saying about getting older. Good for men and women, anyone who doesn't feel as old as their age. It's weird being the same age as old people. Distressed grunge font saying: It's funny how being old doesn't seem that old now that I'm old.
Description: Cute simplistic graphic of a happy kitten with saying about likely to bring home a kitten in quirky fun text. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves kitties and is likely to want one (or more). Fun adorable kitten illustration for anyone very likely to bring home a kitten. For all cute cat lovers.
Description: To Err is Human, To Arr-Hiss is Pirate Possum, ridiculous twisting of an old saying. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves possum humor and silly fun trends. Graphic of a hissing feral possum dressed in full pirate gear with hat, eye-patch and peg leg, holding a sabre saber. Hilarious twist on saying To Err Is Human, adding to Arr-Hiss is Pirate Possum.
Description: Hissing Feral Possum Pastel Pink Coquette Aesthetic Girly Girl social club design. For men women and children, anyone who loves opossums, coquette pink hairbows, and being cute but feral. Adorable fierce possum with pink hairbow, surrounded by coquette dainty ribbons and bows in pastel pink cottagecore, possumcore, feral girl summer.
Description: Yes, I've Been Crafting. Why? Colorful Rainbow Unicorn with wild big-hair mane. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves crafting, painting, art, humor, and rainbow unicorns. Graphic of a very colorful unicorn, plus funny sarcastic saying about crafting and being covered with craft supplies.
Description: "White Chocolate" Is NOT Chocolate. Know someone who insists that white chocolate isn't real chocolate? Great for men and women, any chocolate lover who believes strongly that "white chocolate" is not really chocolate. Distressed grunge font saying that insists chocolate does not include so-called "white chocolate", ever. Snarky fun meme for any chocolate lover.
Description: Ready To Access My Inner Pirate fun skull and crossbones design. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to release their inner fierce pirate. Graphic of a skull and crossbones wearing an eyepatch and blue bandana, with saying Ready To Access My Inner Pirate. Good for Halloween or year round.
Description: Ready To Access My Inner Pirate fun skull and crossbones design. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to release their inner fierce pirate. Graphic of a skull and crossbones wearing an eyepatch and blue bandana, with saying Ready To Access My Inner Pirate. Good for Halloween or year round.
Description: Are We Having Fun Yet? sarcastic feral hissing possum in Santa Suit and Hat. Funny Christmas sarcastic snarky meme with angry opossum graphic. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves asking are we having fun yet? and loves possums. Popular sarcasm humor saying or phrase, featuring a very annoyed cranky possum dressed like Santa Claus. Good for folks who love sarcasm, not always Christmas.
Description: Magically Lamb-Azing! This adorable kawaii rainbow ewe-nicorn is a great reminder to be lambazing and magical. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves lambs and rainbow unicorns. Cute rainbow unicorn crossed or mashup with an adorable lamb. Plus the phrase Magically Lamb-azing!
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