Hurkle Durkler Goods & Sundries profile image Hurkle Durkler Goods & Sundries

Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty

Mugs

May have to call in thicc today funny panda design Mug

Description: May have to call in thicc today funny panda design. Punny version of calling in sick not because you're ill, but because you're lusciously curvaceous

Tags: body positive, body positivity, call in sick, curvaceous, curves
I Love The Outdoors totally sarcastic visual pun Mug

Description: I Love The Outdoors totally sarcastic visual pun. Perfect for folks who don't like the outdoors. Hilarious twist on outdoors and out doors.

Tags: door, doors, escape, exit, funny
Touch Me At Your Own Risk, grouchy cat warning meme Mug

Description: Funny Cat meme design Comfort Colors heavyweight t-shirt, touch me at your own risk, grouchy cat daring you to pet it, this could end very badly. Pet this cat at your own peril and risk getting flayed. Also great for introverts who totally get the cat's attitude. Perfect gift for cat owners, cat lovers, or people who aren't all that into being sociable.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, cartoon cat, cat, cat dad
When you have a Sharpei crossed with a fancy Poodle, you get a Sharpoo Mug

Description: When you have a Sharpei crossed with a fancy Poodle, you get a Sharpoo. The wrinkled face under a Continential-cut show Poodle top knot of curly fur.

Tags: chinese shar pei, dog lover, dogs, funny mash up, mixed breed dog
The Furry Overlord funny cat reigns supreme, my master Mug

Description: Hilarious illustration of a very aloof cat who is the owner's lord and master as every cat person knows. Perfect for any cat mom or dad, anyone who loves cats and understands the felines are in charge.

Tags: cat, cat in charge, cat memes, cats, cute kitty
First We Hurkle Then We Durkle, funny take on Scottish slang for staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up. Mug

Description: First We Hurkle Then We Durkle, funny version of Scottish slang for staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up.

Tags: durkle, first we, funny quote, funny saying, hurkle
Champion Hurkle Durkler Sloth lying in bed hurkle durkling (being lazy) Mug

Description: Champion Hurkle Durkler Sloth lying in bed hurkle durkling (being lazy). Hurkle durkle is Scottish slang for staying in bed instead of getting up in the morning. This cute little sloth is a champ at it.

Tags: champion, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkler, hurkle durkling, lazy
Solar Eclipse 2024 Lunar Apocalypse Alpaca Lips funny design Mug

Description: Funny planetary body lunar and solar 2024 eclipses hilarious Alpaca Apocalypse design. Great for men women children any umbraphile who loves planetary science, apocalyptic humor, and alpacas. Silly graphic of the sun, moon, our planet, and alpacas. Humorous illustrations comparing possible outerspace eclipses and funny llama alpaca faces plus text describing each. Good astronomical and umbraphile design.

Tags: alpaca, apocalypse, eclipse, eclipse 2024, funny design
Cute owl in bed reads The Daily Hurkler, Morning Edition. Scottish slang for staying in bed Mug

Description: The Daily Hurkle-Durkler Morning Edition Scottish slang, cute owl reading the morning newspaper in bed while hurkle durkling (staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves lazy mornings and reading. Adorable owl lazing about in bed instead of getting up in the morning while reading the newspaper, funny Scottish saying.

Tags: cute owl, cute owl gift, durkle, herkle durkle, humor
Kintsugi Not Broken, Flawbulous! cracked mended heart design Mug

Description: Kintsugi: not broken, Flawbulous! repaired heart design with gold repair lines. Good for men and women, anyone who has been brokenhearted and appreciates the art of kintsugi or repairing a cracked or busted item with gold or other precious metal to make it more beautiful. Illustration of a previously fragmented heart repaired and made more beautiful with the art of kintsugi, making it absolutely flawbulous.

Tags: broken, broken heart, broken hearted, cracked, fabulous
Breads of the Rainbow Lavash Garlic Baguette Tortilla Quick LGBTQ Mug

Description: Breads of the Rainbow Lavash Garlic Baguette Tortilla Quick LGBTQ. Different types of bread starting with the letters of L G B T and Q. Show your love of baking and pride.

Tags: ally pride, baker, baking, baking lover, bread baker
Cute Capybara drinking Argentinian Yerba Mate tea Mug

Description: I love capybaras and Yerba Mate, funny capy cavy design with the rodent wearing colors of Argentina and sipping some Yerba Mate tea from a traditional gourd-shaped cup.

Tags: argentina, caffeine lover, capibara, capy, capybara
When You Meow at Your Owner Because You're Hungry funny cat meme Mug

Description: When You Meow at Your Owner Because You're Hungry funny cat meme. But instead of feeding you, he meows back making 13 grammatical mistakes. Snarky cat

Tags: cat, cat dad, cat dad gift, cat owner gift, funny
My Bird Is Cute. Your Opinion Is Irrelevant funny design Mug

Description: My Bird Is Cute. Your Opinion Is Irrelevant. funny design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves birds and cares nothing about what other people think. Lots of sarcasm and snark. Sarcastic saying about a cute bird and anyone who disagrees plus an adorable bird graphic.

Tags: bird dad, bird lover, bird mom, funny bird, irrelevant
Do You Love Chickens and Want to Be a Chick Magnet? Mug

Description: Chick Magnet, funny cute baby chicken wearing glasses design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves chickens or raises chicks. Also good for Easter. Adorable little chick wearing glasses with hearts and saying chick magnet. Great for chicken farmers, owners, and tenders.

Tags: baby chick, chick, chick magnet, chicken, chicken farmer
Happy Earth Day Every Day! Mug

Description: Happy Earth Day Every Day! Make every day Earth Day, take care of our planet, we have no Planet B, to the world, stop climate change, conservation is important, save our planet

Tags: climate change, earth, environment, environmental, global warming
Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design Mug

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Vintage distressed design. Good for men women, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed repeating text. Not getting up, lounging in bed.

Tags: dont get up in the morning, have a lie in, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkle club, hurkle durkler
Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning, vintage design Mug

Description: Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, humor, hurkle durkle, lazy
Just a Casual Capybara Wearing Winklepickers anthropomorphic design Mug

Description: Just a Casual Capybara Wearing Winklepickers funny anthropomorphic design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras, pointy shoes, funny words, and anthropomorphic critters. Humorous cavy capy dressed in casual wear and winklepicker (extremely pointy) shoes.

Tags: anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphized animals, boots
Omphaloskepsis. This adorable Panda is practicing omphaloskpsis or contemplation of its navel as part of a mystical exercise, fun words Mug

Description: Omphaloskepsis - contemplation of one's bellybutton as part of a mystical exercise. This adorable panda bear is clearly practicing the art of omphaloskepsis to see what he can deduce from focusing on his navel. Great for men women and kids, anyone who loves panda bears and learning weird words. In a world overwhelmed by the constant buzz of technology and social media, the little panda found solace in using the ancient practice of navel-gazing to center its thoughts and meditate on its place in the universe.

Tags: ancient, bellybutton, button, centering, contemplate
Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Ignore the alarm clock, relax. Mug

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Tags: hurkle durkle, lazy, lazy day, lazy morning, morning
Broccoala, Koala Bear Made of Broccoli visual pun design Mug

Description: Broccoala Funny Broccoli Koala Mashup design. A koala formed with broccoli (and a smidge of cauliflower). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny combination critters, puns, koalas and maybe even veggies. Humorous graphic of a cute koala bear created from veggies like broccoli with the name pun of Broccoala.

Tags: broccoli, broccoli design, broccoli love, cute koala, funny koala
Snollygoster Shrewd Snarky Cat funny design Mug

Description: Snollygoster Shrewd Snarky Cat funny design. A snollygoster is an astute and shady person. Watch folks try and figure out what it means and who it's about. Good for men and women, anyone who loves snark and throwing shade. Humorous sarcastic side-eye cat design with vocabulary test words for canny unprincipled folks.

Tags: canny, conniving, funny cat, humor, sarcasm
Penguin Hotdog in a Bun, a Pengweenie Mug

Description: Penguin Hotdog in a Bun, a Pengweenie, just add ketchup and mustard

Tags: cute penguin, funny penguin, hot dog, hot dog bun, hot dogs funny
Fried Eggs Flowers on Fry-Day, Blooming Eggscelent Mug

Description: Fried Eggs Flowers on Fry-Day, Blooming Eggscelent. Good for men women and children to wear any friday, especially for folks who love eggs and puns. Visual and verbal pun of a fried eggs flower on fry-day.

Tags: chicken farmer, chicken lover, egg, eggs, floral design
Aquatics Tip #42, Don't Cry While Swimming sad kitty Mug

Description: Two great reasons to not cry while swimming: first, it fills up your swim goggles so you cannot see, just ask this sad crying kitty; second, it makes breathing really tricky. Good for men women children, anyone who loves swimming.

Tags: cry, crying, crying cat, crying eyes, goggles
Weekends, Coffee, and My Westie - Perfection! Mug

Description: Weekends, Coffee, and My Westie, Adorable White Westie Terrier with cup of coffee, dog mom, dog dad, West Highland White Terrier Scottish dog. Looking for the perfect gift for a coffee lover and Westie owner? Here you go! Show your love for your Westie Terrier. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because, any Westie owner will love snuggling in this simple cozy hoodie on the weekends

Tags: caffeine, coffee, cute westie, dog lover, weekends
Proud Member of the Hurkle Durkle Club, stay in bed! Mug

Description: Proud Member Hurkle Durkle Club funny Scottish Slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, adorable yawning panda and fun HD club member text. Ignoring the alarm clock and lounging in the bed.

Tags: dont get up, have a lie in, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkler, hurkle durkling
BOOKS: Elements of Endless Entertainment fun periodic design Mug

Description: BOOKS: Elements of Endless Entertainment fun periodic design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves books, dragons plus reading and science. Adorable dragon reading a book graphic that contains the Periodic Table of Elements for hours of fun and entertainment. Dragon loving book reading science geeks.

Tags: book, book lover, book nerd, bookworm, dragon
Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for Lazing Abed groovy design Mug

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed groovy illustration. Not getting up, lounging in the bed.

Tags: alarm clock, being lazy in the morning, durkle, hurkle, hurkle durkler
CoFFeEs: The Elements of Life with different coffee styles Mug

Description: CoFFeEs: The Elements of Life with different coffee styles. Great for men and women, anyone who loves coffee and considers caffeinating one of the top joys and also loves science and puns. Features an array of different types of coffee drinks. Six different styles of coffee drinks such as espresso and iced lattes plus the Periodic Table of Elements tiles for Co F Fe and Es with grunge text saying.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, chemistry, coffee drinks, coffee lover
Adorable Dinos'more S'mores Dessert design Mug

Description: Adorable Dinos'more S'mores Dessert design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves any saurus and great campfire treats including chocolate with marshmallows and dinos. Illustration of a very cute dinosaurus inside s'more.

Tags: camp, campfire, camping, chocolate, chocolate lover
It's Fine. We're Fine. Everything's Fine. cat and dog design Mug

Description: It's Fine. We're Fine. Everything's Fine. funny frazzled dog and cat design. Good for men women and children, anyone who is anxious or overwhelmed but assures everyone that it's all okay. Humorous graphic anxiety anxious cat hiding in a dog's fur with sarcastic snarky saying.

Tags: cat, cat hiding, cats, cute, dog
C'est Le Toast Francais Anthropomorphic Toast with Beret Mug

Description: C'est Le Toast Francais Anthropomorphic Toast wearing butter and a Beret. Adorable beret-wearing fried toast says Oui Oui! design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves fancy breakfasts, visual puns, and maybe even knows un petit peu of French. Funny C'est pain perdu with cute beret-wearing toast and butter

Tags: anthro, anthropomorphic, bread, breakfast, butter
Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design Mug

Description: Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design features the normally prowling at night raccoon looking far from ready to seize anything but some coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who faces a long night and loves raccoons and caffeine. Humorous graphic of a very tired trash panda drinking coffee and the latin phrase carpe noctem.

Tags: caffeine, carpe diem, coffee lover, long night ahead, motivation
Silently Judging You funny side-eye owl design Mug

Description: Silently Judging You funny side-eye colorful owl design. Great for owl lovers and fans of snark and sarcasm.

Tags: colorful, judging, judging you, judgy, owl artwork

Sort & Filter