Description: Feral hissing watercolour possum is Eccentric Mysterious and Magical. Hilarious way to describe yourself for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, snarkiness, and raging opossums. Humorous sarcasm of self describing as eccentric mysterious magical in distressed grunge font with graphics of hissing feral possums in hilarious colorful watercolour graphic.
Description: I will pull the leg off your voodoo doll and stir my coffee with it. Voodoo Doll thinking of you snarky funny coffee drinker design. We play with dolls. Don't make me get my pins out. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, goth getting even voodoo revenge magic witchy witchcraft aesthetic, and coffee. Graphic of two voodoo doll, lots of pins, and a very humorous saying about drinking coffee.
Description: Weltschmerz: world-weariness and melancholy, overwhelming feeling nothing is as it should be. Good for men and women, anyone who loves unusual philosophical words, vocabulary. Good conversation starter. Distressed grunge font for "Weltschmerz Consumes Me" saying with world-weary stick-figure illustration.
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. On the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. Orange, Green, Purple (staff), and Rainbow. The colors of CTC on the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. On the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: "Very Gobby. Very Talks Back. Very Has No Filter." Hilarious sarcastic take on the very demure and mindful viral meme. Good for men and women, anyone who speaks their mind and loves being snarky. Talks too much, talks back, has no filter, hilarious sarcasm snarkiness trendy meme saying in a distressed grunge font.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Now, Dilly Dally Later, trending meme. Hurkle Durkling is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up. Dilly Dallying is wasting more time after you finish being a Hurkle Durkler. For men women and kids who love being lazy. Distressed grunge font saying Hurkle Durkle Now Dilly Dally Later. Perfect for anyone who loves humor, being lazy, and wasting time.
Description: Due To Not Wanting To, adorable kitty will not be. Trendy meme saying. Good for men and women, anyone who's an introvert, wants to just stay home and be left alone, and has a snarky sarcastic sense of humor. Distressed vintage design of a cat deciding to not go out, just stay home, and funny saying about not wanting to do anything, feeling anti-social.
Description: Not Everyone Is Going To Think I'm Gorgeous, Amazing, and Magical. They're Wrong Though. funny trendy meme about being amazing. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and has a snarky sense of humor. Fun, quirky font for sarcastic snarky funny saying about being magical. They're wrong though. Dickheads.
Description: Greebling: design technique in model making of adding small details to a surface to make it appear more complex or realistic. Great for men women and kids, any modeling designer who add greebles (or nurnies) to their models, also kitbashing. Distressed grunge vintage font, quick excuse for modelmakers who need to add more greebles to their builds. Busy greebling or kitbashing.
Description: Don't Underestimate Me and My Ability To Romanticize Any Situation, adorable fluffy cat holding coffee and bloody knife. Good for men and women, anyone who loves true crime, cute cats, and a twisted sense of humor. Graphic of a fluffy cute cat with a bloody knife and a cup of coffee, plus the sarcastic saying Don't Underestimate Me And My Ability To Romanticize Any Situation.
Description: "Very Gobby. Very Talks Back. Very Has No Filter." Hilarious sarcastic take on the very demure and mindful viral meme. Good for men and women, anyone who speaks their mind and loves being snarky. Talks too much, talks back, has no filter, hilarious sarcasm snarkiness trendy meme saying in a distressed grunge font.
Description: Trash Talkin' With My BFF, adorable raccoon buddies sharing coffee and doing some trash talking in front of their dumpster. Good for men and women, anyone who loves puns, raccoons, and has a snarky sense of humor. Pair of trash panda racoon friends sipping coffee and talkin' trash in front of their favorite dumpster, trashy pun. Good for all best buds who love sarcasm, puns, and good gossip.
Description: Best Friends Don't Judge Each Other, They Get Together and Judge Everyone Else. BFFs Get Together and Judge Everyone Else. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, raccoons, and judging people. Humorous saying about being with your bestie plus graphic of two adorable trash panda raccoons spilling the tea and being judgey.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Then Dilly Dally lazy doggo in its bed. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for not getting up in the morning, then dilly dallying is wasting more time once you get up. Great for men women and kids who love funny pups and being lazy. Monochrome design of a lazy pup hurkle durkling in its bed and thinking about aimlessly dilly dallying.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Then Dilly Dally lazy sloth in its bed. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for not getting up in the morning, then dilly dallying is wasting more time once you get up. Great for men women and kids who love sloths and being lazy. Monochrome design of a lazy sloth hurkle durkling in its bed and thinking about a day of aimless dilly dallying.
Description: Introverted But Willing To Share Personal Details, silly snarky saying with adorable fluffy kitty wearing a fancy suit. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, and who may or may not be an introvert but is willing to discuss. Distressed grunge font sarcastic saying about being introverted, plus adorable kitty in a business suit.
Description: Seriously Banana-pants, distressed grunge text for a silly snarky sarcastic description. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny words and sayings and tends to be a bit on the bonkers side. Grunge vintage font text for humorous sarcasm slang saying about being really Banana Pants.
Description: Scared cat standing near the ocean takes selfie with ancient Pirate Ship flying the Jolly Roger in the background. Funny cat selfie. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats, pirate lore and pirate treasure. Arrrr, ahoy mateys! Funny scene of an ancient pirate ship sailing through the misty waters in the background of a surprised cat taking a selfie.
Description: Apocalypse Chic. Fashion ready for the apocalypse. With dystopian pastels, you're sure to be stylish. Good for men and women, anyone who loves humor, pastels, and the end of everything. Graphic of dystopian pastel gear suitable for remaining fashionable in the apocalypse. Distressed grunge font for text "Apocalypse Chic"
Description: For anyone who loves possums. Good for men women and children, any person who dreams of possums, behaves like opossums, has a bizarre sense of humor, and loves the trash marsupials. Fun opossum array of things a possum fan might do in their spare time like dress-up or practice thanatosis.
Description: I Thirst For Evil, But Coffee's Good For Now, adorable fluffy kitty sarcastic coffee lover design. Good for men and women, anyone with a snarky sense of humor who really loves coffee caffeine and kitties. Cute fluffy kitty holding a devilish balloon and being okay with coffee instead, snarky sarcastic saying for cat and coffee fans.
Description: Please be kind. I had to get up this morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who has a difficult time getting out of bed and wants sympathy for having to get up. Sarcastic funny saying asking for kindness. Great for hurkle durklers. Cute font with little sad doodle flower, saying sarcasm to be nice because they had to get up out of bed.
Description: It's OOPS, not Opps! For everyone who cringes whenever seeing the term "oops" misspelled as oPPs, this puts those folks on notice. I'm correcting your bad spelling. Good for men and women, anyone who's an editor, teacher, grammar lover, wordsmith. Distressed grunge font sarcastic saying to express frustration about folks who write or type 'opps' instead of the correct 'oops'.
Description: Been Feeling Sorta Cranky and Run Down Lately, so I Looked Up My Symptoms. It's Adulthood. I Have Adulthood. Funny snarky sarcastic meme about adulting. Good for men and women, anyone who gets tired of adulting and being a grownup. Distressed font sarcasm saying about feeling down and cranky because of adulthood and having to be an adult.
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