Description: Funny fairy godpossum ready to make the foretold prophecy happen. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves possums, and really silly humor, as the prophecy foretold. Vintage gas-station graphic of a ridiculous fairy godpossum dangling from some string plus the words "As the Prophecy foretold". Sarcastic snarky possum humor.
Description: Aura Farming, a term often used to describe someone who is trying too hard to look cool. Very cool sloth in sunglasses is definitely farming as much aura as possible. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves sloths, sarcastic humor, and trendy memes. Sloth in sunglasses is busy aura farming by over-acting cool. Funny viral trendy meme sloth trying to boost its aura.
Description: Distressed grunge graphic of sardines, plus "Sardine" in Finnish sardiini, Italian sardina, and Czech sardinka. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves sardines and European languages with a vintage grunge aesthetic. Simple line art of sardines plus what sardine is in Finnish sardiini, Italian sardina, and Czech sardinka. The graphic is in a vintage distressed grunge style.
Description: Aura Farming, a term often used to describe someone who is trying too hard to look cool. Very cool trash panda in sunglasses is definitely farming as much aura as possible. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves sloths, sarcastic humor, and trendy memes. Racoon in sunglasses and leather jacket is busy aura farming by over-acting cool. Funny viral trendy meme raccoon trying to boost its aura.
Description: Lovely graphic of cute raccoon heads in a bouquet of delicate flowers, plus "Raccoon" in Spanish mapache, Italian procione, and French raton laveur. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons and European languages with a vintage aesthetic. Simple vintage line art of raccoon heads in a bouquet of flowers plus what racoons are called in Spanish mapache, Italian procione, and French raton laveur.
Description: Cute racoon wearing baggy swim shorts and sunglasses standing in the water at the beach. Funny looking racoon in dad swim shorts having a feral beach summer. Great for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and summers at the shore. Standing raccoon wearing baggy dad swim trunks enjoying the water at the beach for a feral summer. Vintage bootleg aesthetic.
Description: Cute feral group wearing baggy swim shorts and sunglasses standing in the water at the beach. Funny looking racoon, capybara, fox, possum in dad swim shorts having a feral beach summer. Great for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons, capybaras, foxes, and possums, plus summers at the shore. Standing feral critters wearing baggy dad swim trunks enjoying the water at the beach for a feral summer. Vintage bootleg aesthetic.
Description: Shhhh, Go Away, funny cynical cat that wants to be left alone with its coffee. Great for men women and kids, anyone that loves cats, sarcasm, and being left alone to enjoy their cup of coffee. Sarcastic snarky cat drinking coffee and telling everyone else "Shhhh, Go Away". Good for introverts or anyone who needs caffeine first.
Description: Funny sarcastic cat: I Slept Like Crap, So I'll Be Having An Attitude Today. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and who doesn't function well after a bad night's sleep. Let folks know you'll be grouchy because of poor sleep. Snarky cat with coffee lets everyone know there will be an attitude from a poor night's sleep. Great for cat lovers who get grouchy after not sleeping well.
Description: Hurkle Durkle: Scottish slang for saying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. This cat may like coffee, but he'd rather be hurkle durkling or having a rot day. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves to hurkle durkle and not get up. Funny tired cat with cup of coffee would rather still be in its bed hurkle durkling. Hurkle durklers love to stay in their bed instead of getting up, having a rot day.
Description: Sarcastic cat with coffee: I Wish I Lacked Common Sense, Everyone Seems So Happy, funny snarky cat drinking coffee. Good for men and women, anyone with a sarcastic attitude, especially with their morning caffeine. Sarcasm snarky side-eye cat drinking coffee with funny saying about people who lack common sense being so happy.
Description: Sarcastic cat with coffee: Well This Is Fun... Snarky snobby cat drinking coffee and being a total killjoy bummer. Good for men women and kids, anyone with a constantly sarcastic no-fun attitude, especially with their morning caffeine. Sarcasm snarky cat drinking coffee with snotty saying Well This Is Fun... Perfect for anyone who looks down on everything and would rather be left alone.
Description: Sarcastic cat with coffee: Did I Ask You? No I Did Not. Funny snarky cat drinking coffee and not interested in anyone else's opinion at all. Good for men and women, anyone with a sarcastic go away attitude, especially with their morning caffeine. Sarcasm snarky cat drinking coffee with funny saying Did I Ask You? No I Did Not. Perfect for anyone who doesn't want someone else's opinion and would rather be left alone.
Description: A Large Group Is Called A "Nope." Funny haunting gathering of strange people, good for men and women, anyone who does not like to be around lots of people and loves scary creepy humor. Great for introverts at Halloween. Graphic of a very strange looking group of folks with creepy font saying A Large Group Is Called A "Nope." Mixing Halloween with humor for introverts and folks who would rather be left alone.
Description: Sarcastic cat with coffee: Apparently I Have An Attitude, funny snarky cat drinking coffee. Good for men and women, anyone with a sarcastic attitude, especially with their morning caffeine. Sarcasm snarky cat drinking coffee with funny saying about having an attitude, with Attitude in a fancy font.
Description: Sarcastic cat with coffee: Some Days The Fun Just Never Ends, funny snarky cat drinking coffee. Good for men and women, anyone with a sarcastic attitude, especially with their morning caffeine. Sarcasm snarky cat drinking coffee with funny sarcastic saying about how some days the fun just never ends.
Description: Nice Kitty, silly Feral Possum in Costume design. The new kitty is really a hissing feral possum in a lion costume? Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves possums and silly feral mistaken identity humor. Graphic of a hissing angry feral possum in a ridiculous lion costume resting on a pillow, with the silly saying: Nice Kitty.
Description: Retro sloth with sunglasses on a colorful sunset background, funny trendy meme saying "Some Things Are Better Left Alone, So Go Away". Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves sloths and likes to be left alone. Cute sloth in sunglasses with funny introvert saying, good for anyone who likes being left alone, and loves cool sloths. Some things are better left alone, me for instance.
Description: Raccoon caught red-handed with knife says Bruh, good for Halloween or anytime, funny silly racoon design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and especially silly scary ones with knives. Graphic of a surprised racoon holding a bloody-looking knife and the text Bruh for Halloween, spooky, scary, funny, silly raccoon illustration.
Description: Saxophone Playing Seahorse Rocking Underwater Jazz retro design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves seahorses, hippocampi, and some groovy sax sounds, especially underwater with bubbles. Silly retro vintage illustration. Seahorse playing a jazz tune on a saxophone, monochromatic blue in vintage underwater aesthetic.
Description: Feral Possum: The Horrors Persist But So Do I, bootleg design with blue flames. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves the retro bootleg aesthetic, silly trendy memes, and opossums. Graphic of a hissing feral possum's head with bootleg style text saying The Horrors Persist But So Do I, funny unhinged sarcastic meme.
Description: Raccoon: The Horrors Persist But So Do I, bootleg design with blue flames. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves the retro bootleg aesthetic, silly trendy memes, and raccoons. Graphic of a racoon's head with bootleg style text saying The Horrors Persist But So Do I, funny unhinged sarcastic meme.
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