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Happy New Year 2025 Muted Colors Design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Happy New Year 2025 Muted Color Bars Design. Good for men, women, and children, anyone who wants to ring in the new year. Colorful 2025 illustration celebrate the New Year graphic.

Tags: 2025, color bars, happy holidays, happy new year, new year
Emotional Support Gherkin, fun enthusiastic small pickle that cheers you on Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Emotional Support Gherkin, fun enthusiastic small pickle that cheers you on. Supportive mini pickle or gherkin will always be there for you to offer support and encouragement.

Tags: cheering, cucumber, dill, emotional, encourage
Funny free banana man is stripped of its peel and happy dancing Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Funny free banana man is stripped of its peel and happy dancing. Be free banana dude, peel off, peel out.

Tags: banana lover, banana peel, free at last, funny, funny banana
I just want to Hurkle Durkle, funny splayed out cat Scottish slang phrase Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I just want to Hurkle Durkle, funny splayed out cat being lazy in bed plus Scottish slang phrase that means to lounge in bed instead of getting up in the morning.

Tags: cat, funny, hurkle durkling, lazy, lazy cat
No Adulting Today, Busy Hurkle Durkling Scottish slang cute puppy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: No Adulting Today, Busy Hurkle Durkling Scottish slang cute puppy design. Hurkle durkle, old Scottish phrase meaning to laze about in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Avoid adulting by staying in bed being lazy like this adorable puppy

Tags: adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, cute, dog lover, funny
May have to call in thicc today funny panda design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: May have to call in thicc today funny panda design. Punny version of calling in sick not because you're ill, but because you're lusciously curvaceous

Tags: body positive, body positivity, call in sick, curvaceous, curves
This is my Official Hurkle Durkle Sleep Shirt Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This is my Official Hurkle Durkle Sleep Shirt. Hurkle durkler, hurkle durkling, Scottish slang for staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up in the morning.

Tags: funny, hurkle durkling, lazy, lazy day, lazy outfit
I Love The Outdoors totally sarcastic visual pun Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I Love The Outdoors totally sarcastic visual pun. Perfect for folks who don't like the outdoors. Hilarious twist on outdoors and out doors.

Tags: door, doors, escape, exit, funny
Touch Me At Your Own Risk, grouchy cat warning meme Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Funny Cat meme design Comfort Colors heavyweight t-shirt, touch me at your own risk, grouchy cat daring you to pet it, this could end very badly. Pet this cat at your own peril and risk getting flayed. Also great for introverts who totally get the cat's attitude. Perfect gift for cat owners, cat lovers, or people who aren't all that into being sociable.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, cartoon cat, cat, cat dad
When you have a Sharpei crossed with a fancy Poodle, you get a Sharpoo Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: When you have a Sharpei crossed with a fancy Poodle, you get a Sharpoo. The wrinkled face under a Continential-cut show Poodle top knot of curly fur.

Tags: chinese shar pei, dog lover, dogs, funny mash up, mixed breed dog
The Furry Overlord funny cat reigns supreme, my master Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hilarious illustration of a very aloof cat who is the owner's lord and master as every cat person knows. Perfect for any cat mom or dad, anyone who loves cats and understands the felines are in charge.

Tags: cat, cat in charge, cat memes, cats, cute kitty
First We Hurkle Then We Durkle, funny take on Scottish slang for staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up. Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: First We Hurkle Then We Durkle, funny version of Scottish slang for staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up.

Tags: durkle, first we, funny quote, funny saying, hurkle
Professional Hurkle Durkler, announce your professionalism at this Scottish slang activity, being lazy in bed instead of getting up. Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Professional Hurkle Durkler, announce your professionalism at this Scottish slang activity, being lazy in bed instead of getting up.

Tags: durkle, funny, hurkle, hurkle durkler, hurkle durkling
Hurkle Durkle Sloth Hurkle Durkling, fun Scottish slang phrase for lazing about in bed instead of getting up Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hurkle Durkle Sloth is Hurkle Durkling, fun Scottish slang phrase for lazing about in bed instead of getting up, which is a great sloth activity.

Tags: funny, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkling, lazy, lazy day
This is My Hurkle Durkle Shirt, great Scottish Slang sleep shirt design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hurkle Durkling is staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up in the morning. Great lazy morning activity, and you have the perfect shirt for it!

Tags: durkle, humor, hurkle, hurkle durkling, lazy
Funky Retro Style Scottish Slang: Hurkle Durkle, to stay in bed being lazy long after it's time to get up Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Funky Retro Style Scottish Slang: Hurkle Durkle, to stay in bed being lazy long after it's time to get up

Tags: durkle, favorite activity, hurkle, hurkle durkling, lazy
Champion Hurkle Durkler Sloth lying in bed hurkle durkling (being lazy) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Champion Hurkle Durkler Sloth lying in bed hurkle durkling (being lazy). Hurkle durkle is Scottish slang for staying in bed instead of getting up in the morning. This cute little sloth is a champ at it.

Tags: champion, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkler, hurkle durkling, lazy
Pro Hurkle Durkler, Scottish slang for Professional at staying in bed and being lazy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Pro Hurkle Durkler, Scottish slang for Professional at staying in bed and being lazy

Tags: hurkle durkler, hurkle durkling, lazy, lazy day, lazy morning
Pandiculate then Hurkle Durkle, Scottish Slang and Weird Words Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Pandiculate then Hurkle Durkle, Scottish Slang and Weird Words. To Pandiculate is to yawn and stretch, then to Hurkle Durkle is an old Scottish saying for just staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up. The perfect morning.

Tags: drunkle, durkle, herkle, hurkle, hurkle durkler
Solar Eclipse 2024 Lunar Apocalypse Alpaca Lips funny design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Funny planetary body lunar and solar 2024 eclipses hilarious Alpaca Apocalypse design. Great for men women children any umbraphile who loves planetary science, apocalyptic humor, and alpacas. Silly graphic of the sun, moon, our planet, and alpacas. Humorous illustrations comparing possible outerspace eclipses and funny llama alpaca faces plus text describing each. Good astronomical and umbraphile design.

Tags: alpaca, apocalypse, eclipse, eclipse 2024, funny design
Cute owl in bed reads The Daily Hurkler, Morning Edition. Scottish slang for staying in bed Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The Daily Hurkle-Durkler Morning Edition Scottish slang, cute owl reading the morning newspaper in bed while hurkle durkling (staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves lazy mornings and reading. Adorable owl lazing about in bed instead of getting up in the morning while reading the newspaper, funny Scottish saying.

Tags: cute owl, cute owl gift, durkle, herkle durkle, humor
Kintsugi Not Broken, Flawbulous! cracked mended heart design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Kintsugi: not broken, Flawbulous! repaired heart design with gold repair lines. Good for men and women, anyone who has been brokenhearted and appreciates the art of kintsugi or repairing a cracked or busted item with gold or other precious metal to make it more beautiful. Illustration of a previously fragmented heart repaired and made more beautiful with the art of kintsugi, making it absolutely flawbulous.

Tags: broken, broken heart, broken hearted, cracked, fabulous
Jesus in Elevator Meme, Going Up? funny design Christ rising risen rizzen up to eternal life, are you joining with Him? Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Funny Jesus riding up in Elevator, asking if you're Going Up too. Good for Christians, Catholic, Methodist, Protestant, Episcopalian at Easter and all year, having a fun twist on He is Risen and He is Rizzen. For men and women, anyone who believes, and also likes a chuckle. Humorous illustration of Jesus riding up in an elevator, asking if you're going up with Him.

Tags: christian, christianity, easter day, elevator, faith
Breads of the Rainbow Lavash Garlic Baguette Tortilla Quick LGBTQ Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Breads of the Rainbow Lavash Garlic Baguette Tortilla Quick LGBTQ. Different types of bread starting with the letters of L G B T and Q. Show your love of baking and pride.

Tags: ally pride, baker, baking, baking lover, bread baker
Groovy Retro Hurkle Durkle design, Scottish slang phrase Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Groovy Retro Hurkle Durkle design, Scottish slang phrase for staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up in the morning. Great sleep shirt with vintage rainbow lettering

Tags: be lazy, funny quote, funny saying, groovy, humor
Cute Capybara drinking Argentinian Yerba Mate tea Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I love capybaras and Yerba Mate, funny capy cavy design with the rodent wearing colors of Argentina and sipping some Yerba Mate tea from a traditional gourd-shaped cup.

Tags: argentina, caffeine lover, capibara, capy, capybara
When You Meow at Your Owner Because You're Hungry funny cat meme Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: When You Meow at Your Owner Because You're Hungry funny cat meme. But instead of feeding you, he meows back making 13 grammatical mistakes. Snarky cat

Tags: cat, cat dad, cat dad gift, cat owner gift, funny
Bob's Not My Uncle, funny reply to British Bob's Your Uncle Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Bob's Not My Uncle, funny reply to British saying Bob's Your Uncle. If you're tired of hearing "Bob's your uncle" let everyone know that he's really not. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and dislikes this slang phrase. Vintage distressed grunge text saying insisting that Bob's definitely not your uncle, wry humorous sarcastic saying.

Tags: bob is not my uncle, bobs your uncle, britain, british, british humour
My Bird Is Cute. Your Opinion Is Irrelevant funny design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: My Bird Is Cute. Your Opinion Is Irrelevant. funny design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves birds and cares nothing about what other people think. Lots of sarcasm and snark. Sarcastic saying about a cute bird and anyone who disagrees plus an adorable bird graphic.

Tags: bird dad, bird lover, bird mom, funny bird, irrelevant
Do You Love Chickens and Want to Be a Chick Magnet? Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Chick Magnet, funny cute baby chicken wearing glasses design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves chickens or raises chicks. Also good for Easter. Adorable little chick wearing glasses with hearts and saying chick magnet. Great for chicken farmers, owners, and tenders.

Tags: baby chick, chick, chick magnet, chicken, chicken farmer
My Purrrfect Day: Hurkle Durkling lazy cat in bed design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: My Purrrfect Day Hurkle Durkling, Scottish slang phrase with happy cat lazing in its bed. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lounging in their bed instead of getting up in morning and who loves cute cats. Scottish slang phrase Hurkle Durkle meaning lazing in one's bed instead of getting up, plus graphic of an adorable cat lounging in its bed for the purrrfect day being a hurkle durkler.

Tags: be lazy, cat, funny quote, funny saying, humor
Happy Earth Day Every Day! Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Happy Earth Day Every Day! Make every day Earth Day, take care of our planet, we have no Planet B, to the world, stop climate change, conservation is important, save our planet

Tags: climate change, earth, environment, environmental, global warming
Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Vintage distressed design. Good for men women, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed repeating text. Not getting up, lounging in bed.

Tags: dont get up in the morning, have a lie in, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkle club, hurkle durkler
Owt ">" Nowt Yorkshire British slang saying Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Owt ">" Nowt Yorkshire British slang maths shorthand for something or anything's better than nothing or greater-than nothing. Good for men and women, anyone who likes fun Brit slang and using mathematics shorthand. Brief UK slang words owt (something or anything) and nowt (nothing) with greater-than signs.

Tags: better than nothing, britain, british, british humour, england
Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning, vintage design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, humor, hurkle durkle, lazy
My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Funny Scottish slang weird words design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: My Morning: Waken, Pandiculate, Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

Tags: hurkle durkle, hurkle durkling, language, lazy, lazy morning

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