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My Favorite Bread: Puppernickel silly bread puppy mashup Hoodie

Description: What if you cross a cute puppy with some pumpernickel bread? You get a Puppernickel, adorable enough to eat (but don't).

Tags: baker, baking, bread, cute, dog lover
Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang for being lazy and staying in bed Hoodie

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.

Tags: funny, humor, hurkle durkling, lazy, lazy day
Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang for staying in bed and being lazy Hoodie

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.

Tags: humor, hurkle durkling, lazing in bed, lazy, lazy day
Don't Be a Lickspittle, Think for Yourself cranky cat design Hoodie

Description: Don't Be a Lickspittle, Think for Yourself cranky cat design. Good for men and women, anyone who dislikes sycophants, bootlickers, and brownnosers. Uncommon word lickspittle, conversation starter. Cranky cat telling everyone to not be a lickspittle and to think for themselves.

Tags: arsekisser, brown nose, cat, cats, conversation starter
LPLT (Let People Like Things) vintage grunge design Hoodie

Description: LPLT (Let People Like Things) asking everyone to show kindness and let everyone else like whatever things they want, even if not everyone agrees. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to send a message of everyone getting along. Vintage distressed grungy font with colorful LPLT and explanation of Let People Like Things. Great conversation starter.

Tags: be nice to people, bullying, bullying awareness, kind, kindness
Sasquatch Bigfoot Selfie with Cats on Flying Saucers UFOs Hoodie

Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.

Tags: alien, bigfoot believer, bigfoot lover, cat, cats
It is I, your Fairy Godrabbit, funny (not Godpossum) design Hoodie

Description: 'Tis I, your Fairy Godrabbit. Good for men women and children, anyone with a sense of the absurdly funny and more interest in a rabbit than a godpossum. Cute disgruntled rabbit dressed in a fairy costume and hanging from a string has arrived to grant your wishes, maybe.

Tags: bunny, cute, disgruntled, fairy, fairy princess
Silently Judging Your Trees funny Arborist design Hoodie

Description: Silently Judging Your Trees funny design good for men and women, for any Arborist forestry professional tree surgeon lumberjack. When entering any new area, are you checking out the trees? Vintage distressed funny text saying about silently judging other people's trees.

Tags: arboriculture, arboriculturist, funny gift, humor, judging
My desire to be well informed, funny saying design Hoodie

Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.

Tags: crazy, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
Too Tired To Think funny meme design Hoodie

Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.

Tags: all day, cant sleep, funny, humor, insomnia
Paws and Reflect Zen Cat Yoga with mouse friends Hoodie

Description: Paws and Reflect, very cute and calm cat practices the lotus position and meditation with help from little mouse yoga buddies. Good for men and women, anyone who loves adorable cats all creatures and yoga, namaste. Graphic of a cute kitty practicing mindfulness with the help of some mouse friends. Paws and Reflect, pause and reflect. Catcore aesthetic.

Tags: cat, cute cat, cute mice, cute mouse, kitty
It Is I, Your Fairy Godpenguin (better than Godpossum) Hoodie

Description: 'Tis I, your Fairy Godpenguin. Good for men women and children, anyone with a sense of the absurdly funny and more interest in a penguin than a godpossum. Cute disgruntled penguin dressed in a fairy costume and hanging from a string has arrived to grant your wishes, maybe.

Tags: animal, fairy, fairy godmother, funny, funny meme
Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle design Hoodie

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Tags: halloween, horror, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkling, lazy
Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle design Hoodie

Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Tags: funny zombie, halloween, horror, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkling
Procrastihating funny staying mad definition Hoodie

Description: Procrastihating, when you have so many tasks to do but ignore everything to keep being mad. Sometimes it's more fun to procrastinate by just venting instead of doing what needs to get done. Good for men and women, any procrastinators. Funny saying about procrastination and having a good rant instead of getting work accomplished.

Tags: angry, being mad, funny, hating, humor
Goth Gherkin is Mysterious, Dark, and Dill-usional pickle Hoodie

Description: Anthropomorphic gothic emo gherkin, a very darkish small pickle dressed entirely in the steampunk goth aesthetic. For anyone who's mysterious and dill-usional. Good for men and women, anyone who loves goth, humor, and a gherkin or mini pickle. Illustration of a small pickle dressed in darker-colored goth steampunk clothing, she's kind of a big dill.

Tags: anthro, anthropomorphic, delusional, dill, dill pickle
I Love Capybaras and Playing the Ukulele cute capy design Hoodie

Description: I Love Capybaras & Playing the Ukulele, adorable capy design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras and the fun of a lovely Hawaiian Uke. Adorable capy cavy sitting and playing a ukulele plus saying about loving capybaras and ukes.

Tags: capybara lover, capybara lovers, cute capybara, funny capybara, rodent
I Love Cows and Playing the Ukulele cute calf design Hoodie

Description: I Love Cows & Playing the Ukulele, adorable cute calf design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves little cows and the fun of a lovely Hawaiian Uke. Adorable young moo cow sitting and playing a ukulele plus saying about loving cows and ukes.

Tags: baby cow, cow, cow lover, cute cow, cute cows
Feral Possum Don't Worry I'm From Tech Support funny design Hoodie

Description: Hissing possum sitting on the keyboard of a laptop. For folks in IT or computer support who may not be taken seriously enough. Funny graphic of an angry possum glaring at laptop screen. Good for men and women, anyone in computer programming who finds possums and sarcasm funny.

Tags: computer, engineer, feral possum, it department, nerd
Sorry. Can't. ZTM-ing. distressed grunge, zero turn mower Hoodie

Description: Sorry. Can't. ZTM-ing fun zero turn mower, distressed vintage design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves their mower and mowing their lawn with it. Zero Turn is how I roll. Distressed grungy font zero turn lawn mower graphic.

Tags: funny garden, gardener, landscaper, lawn care specialist, lawn mower
Hurkle Durkle by day Dumpster Dive by night, vintage look Hoodie

Description: Hurkle Durkle by day Dumpster Dive by night distressed vintage design. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for lazing about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Then at night, put on your scavaging gear and go dumpster diving. Great for men and women, anyone who loves lazying in their bed in daylight hours then dumpster diving in the darkness. Fun distressed font text design for hurkle durklers and dumpster divers.

Tags: dive, diver, dumpster, dumpster diver, hurkle durkle
I'm A Lot... (and so much more) funny vintage design Hoodie

Description: I'm A Lot... (and so much more). Good for men and women, anyone who thinks they're a lot, and then some, or who knows someone who is. Are you a lot? Know someone who is or thinks they are? This is a great way to let folks know. Distressed grunge vintage look.

Tags: a lot, a lot going on, cute, funny, funny gift
Capyramid: a stack of six adorable Capybaras, fun design Hoodie

Description: What happens when you pile up six cute happy capys? They form a Capyramid, of course! Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras, especially all stacked up in a pyramid formation. Illustration of six adorable capybaras stacked in a pyramid, a Capybara Capyramid!

Tags: capy, capybara art, capybara funny, capybara gift, capybara lover
Capybee BumbleBara, The Newest Sweetest Pollinator Hoodie

Description: Say hello to Capybee Bumblebara, the sweetest new pollinator, combining an adorable capybara with a fat furry bee. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents and bumblebees. Happy Capy Bee. Graphic mashup of a cute happy capybara and fat fuzzy little bumblebees, along with a funny combined name, the Capybee Bumblebara, just bee different.

Tags: bee, bee different, bee kind, bee kind bumblebee, bee unique
Funny Surprised Cat Selfie with Loch Ness Monster, Bubble Hoodie

Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.

Tags: blow bubble, bubble, bubble gum, bubblegum, cat
First of all, I'm an absolute delight funny cranky cat design Hoodie

Description: Grouchy cat in a distressed sunset says "First of all, I'm an absolute delight" very sarcastic announcement design. Perfect for men and women, anyone who's just a total delight to be around and very sarcastic.

Tags: attitude, cat, cranky, delight, delightful
I'm Just a Beacon of Joy moody pug design Hoodie

Description: Cranky pug is just a beacon of joy with this sarcastic snarky illustration. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and cute doggos. Grouchy pug pup graphic with silly I'm Just a Beacon of Joy saying

Tags: cranky, dog, dog lover, dogs, funny dog saying
Hurkle Durkle in variety of Tartan plaids, Scots slang Hoodie

Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.

Tags: funny, humor, hurkle durkling, lazy, lazy day
Bigfoot Sasquatch Waves Hello from Pocket design Hoodie

Description: Funny Sasquatch Bigfoot hiding in your pocket looks out and waves hello. Good for men women and children, anyone fascinated by the legend of Bigfoot. Good for hiking camping telling stories about the legend of the Squatch. Squatchy in your pocket, fun silly Bigfoot hanging out in pockets and waving to everyone.

Tags: bigfoot, bigfoot i believe, bigfoot in my pocket, bigfoot is real, bigfoot sasquatch i believe
Funny Man Bun Critique Saying Hoodie

Description: Fancy Poodle disappoints Wolf just as Man Bun disappoints Grandpa. Silly saying, great for anyone who isn't a fan of the manbun hairstyle. Good for men and women, anyone who thinks manbuns are baffling. Text only design about man buns being disappointing as a style choice.

Tags: critique, disappointed, disappointment, fathers day, funny
Kerfuffle Kween, funny sarcastic design Hoodie

Description: Are you a Kerfuffle Kween, wreaking havoc chaos and tumult everywhere you go? Good for men and women, anyone who is a walking, talking kerfuffle and loves sarcasm and funny sayings. Silly saying in a chaotic-looking font, complete with a skewed pinkish crown.

Tags: chaos, crown, funny, funny sayings, humor
Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle design Hoodie

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Tags: halloween, horror, humor, hurkle durkle, lazy
Funny Surprised Squatch Selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie Hoodie

Description: Funny surprised scared Bigfoot standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Sasquatch, cryptids and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised Squatchy taking a selfie.

Tags: bigfoot, bigfoot sasquatch i believe, cryptid, loch ness, loch ness monster
I love Highland Cows and Hurkle Durkling fun Scottish design Hoodie

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for lazing in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. And adorable fluffy cows that hail from Scotland. Great for men women and children who love fluffy cows and lounging in their bed being hurkle durklers. Cute illustration of a wee Highland cow hurkle durkling in its bed instead of rising with the sun. Fun Scots graphic and saying.

Tags: cow, fluffy cow, highland cow gifts, highland cows, humor
Hurkle Durkling is my cardio, funny sarcastic Scottish slang Hoodie

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up, so this type of cardio shows serious sarcasm. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lazing in their bed instead of getting up or working out. The Hurkle Durkler's sarcastic snarky cardio workout saying with Scottish phrase for lounging in the bed instead of getting up and out there.

Tags: cardio, humor, hurkle durkle, lazy, lazy day
My Biggest Fear About Becoming a Zombie Hoodie

Description: Becoming a Zombie sarcastic anti-exercise Halloween design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the undead and spooky season but doesn't like exercising. Outline of zombies with funny creepy saying about becoming one and having to walk too much.

Tags: all the walking, being lazy, funny zombie cartoon, funny zombies, halloween

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